I can tuck mytits in my pants
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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