You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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