i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Panties = found
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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