that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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