I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
im six kinds of drunk right now
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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