just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
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As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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