worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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