I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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