Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
No I am not eating basil off your cock
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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