you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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