I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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