oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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