She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
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