guys are not supposed to queef...right?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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