i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Boobs are out for the taking
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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