in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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