Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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