i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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