p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
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He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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