i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
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