but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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