Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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