i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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