My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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