If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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