that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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