He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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