how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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