Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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