dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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