Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
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i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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