Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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