Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
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lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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