wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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