can we get nightvision for the apartment?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
You made out with two different species that night
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Randomize
