Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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