Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
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She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
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Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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