Pappa wants mamma naked
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
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