The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
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Alive.
So much puke
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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