You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
is it fun? or sober?
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