what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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