You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
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