My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
