Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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