overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
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I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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