Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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