I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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