this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
This is my life. Enjoy the view
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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