I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
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if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Pooping to opera.
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