I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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