Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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