she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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