worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just gift wrapped bread.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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