whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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